implants i want

i was on my way to the office when i passed by a small hedge. it was jam-packed with bright yellow flowers that, if not closely scrutinized, can be taken as its leaves. i have to stop for a while to get my fill. every time i feel off, i simply go back to that mental image and feel content.

sana may digital camera ako.

i digress. these would be the implants i want if ever the technology becomed feasible

digital camera in my eyes, x-ray features would be nice
audio recorder in my ears, radio receiver would be ok too
transmitter/reciever on my pinky and thumb, numpad on my palm
retractable claws (ala wolverine nyahahaha)

as an aside, i want my appendix removed to i wouldn't have to worry about it every time my side hurts